The earth, the sun, the universe and everything revolves around a single point,
and that point isn't you.

I don't care that your wearing the same dress as that celebrity.
That so-and-so said such and such about you.
And that your new job pays two cents an hour more.

I don't care about your latte.
Your sports car.
Your hair stylist.
Your bosses sons best friends wedding that you have to attend.

Your a beautiful and unique snowflake,
that I don't care about.

Your computer crashing, Your girl friend breaking with you, Your tooth ache,
aren't earth shattering events.

Cry me a river,
Build me a bridge.
And get over it.